Little Hoodlums

Our neighbors, (who have teenage boys) get toilet papered regularly. Dawson was curious as to why anyone would put toilet paper all over someone's yard. I told him, it just meant Forest and T.J. had girlfriends. A few days later, some toilet paper from the neighbors drifted over onto our trees. Dawson woke me up very excited because now that we were toilet papered, it must mean that he has a girlfriend. He is very excited and tells everyone that he has a girlfriend, although he doesn't know who she is, or what she looks like, he is in love.
He and Dyl were asking me about smashing pumpkins, and I just told them it is something that teenagers do. They were bummed that they weren't teenagers yet, so last night we put our black hats on, and snuck out of our house to smash our own pumpkins. The boys were whispering and giggling, as they crept up our porch, trying not to let their dad know they were outside. We took the pumpkins out to the street and tried to smash them, but they were a little to old and just kind of crumpled. The boys thought it was hysterical though. They wanted to put them in the middle of the road so that cars would run over them. After the pumpkin fun they wanted to doorbell ditch, so again we attacked our own house. I think they inherited their love of mischief from their dad.